Failed Connections:

[Codependent]  You:  Full of myself.  Me:  Full of yourself.

[Narcissistic]  Me:  Full of myself.  Me:  Full of myself.

Bonus Missed Connections:

[Linear]  You:  Forever first in line.  Me:  Forever last in line.

[Nonverbal]  You:  Always talking.  Me:  Always listening. *

*File also under: Failed Connections

[Sappy]  You: Reading poems in the library. Me: At the next table, writing poems for you.

[Creepy]  You: Staring out the window. Me: Staring back from behind that tree.

[Retrospective]  You: Wondering where I was. Me: Living next door.

[Modern]  You: Checking your phone. Me: Checking my phone.

[Incompatible]  You: Running a marathon. Me: Lying in a ditch as you pass by.