Failed Connections:

[Codependent]  You:  Full of myself.  Me:  Full of yourself.

[Narcissistic]  Me:  Full of myself.  Me:  Full of myself.

Bonus Missed Connections:

[Linear]  You:  Forever first in line.  Me:  Forever last in line.

[Nonverbal]  You:  Always talking.  Me:  Always listening. *

*File also under: Failed Connections