Remember when your friends used to forward you stupid internet quizzes all the time? One of mine sent me this one a long time ago. The answer choices are asinine. The second time I took it, nine months later, I was a hawk. Maybe I am actually a spider hawk.
You are a Spider! (your score: 29)
Powers: Artistic genius, ability to see patterns and sense trouble from a distance
As a Spider, you’re artistic, intuitive, and independent—maybe even a little eccentric. You can become so absorbed in your endeavors that you lose track of the outside world and the people in it. But what you give in return is magic, pure and simple.
Best matches: Cougars, Hawks, Owls
Watch out for: Wolves, Otters, Bears
s. d. stewart 
birds fly
/ October 2, 2012This is what comes of deleting old emails.
ladywrenna
/ October 2, 2012I was a spider too… very much unexpectedly. Number 2 on my list was crow.
birds fly
/ October 2, 2012I think crow was #3 for me. It’s clearly a very scientific poll.
shadow
/ October 2, 2012Liar! You don’t have any friends.
birds fly
/ October 2, 2012O-ho! A heckler!
shadow
/ October 2, 2012I’m not a heckler. But this story above about your friend sending you the quiz is a fabrication.
birds fly
/ October 2, 2012I have a few friends.
shadow
/ October 2, 2012Liar spider!
birds fly
/ October 2, 2012I prefer spider liar.
shadow
/ October 2, 2012Can I be your friend?
birds fly
/ October 2, 2012Maybe.
shadow
/ October 2, 2012Do you like stuff?
birds fly
/ October 2, 2012Yeah, I like stuff.
shadow
/ October 2, 2012Are you having a conversation with yourself.
birds fly
/ October 2, 2012Perhaps.
shadow
/ October 2, 2012I think you should stop.
birds fly
/ October 2, 2012Okay.
taidgh
/ October 2, 2012I saw seventeen comments here and thought: “Mr. Stewart is certainly doing well with the feedback.” So I decided to give you my two cents.
Have you seen Eagle vs Shark? It’s one of my favourite films, and I thought you might like it since you’re talking about being different animals. I never took the spirit animal quiz or internet quizzes for that matter. Maybe I should give it a try.
Result: eagle. Followed closely behind by a spider then a Wolverine! Some of those questions make little sense. I do like that letter site much better – the one that I spotted a link to on your google mail.
birds fly
/ October 3, 2012Hi Taidgh. Yeah, there’s not much going on over here. It’s all smoke and mirrors, sleight-of-hand, that sort of thing. I love Eagle vs Shark. Jemaine Clement is a funny guy. I was sad when they canceled The Flight of the Conchords show, although I wouldn’t have wanted them to keep doing it if it wasn’t fun for them anymore, which it sounds like it wasn’t. Letters of Note is probably my favorite website these days. It is proof that the Internet has more to offer than mindless garbage.
Violet
/ December 3, 2012I was a Owl which to me was weird because on all other quizzes like this I was a wolf or a tiger
birds fly
/ December 3, 2012Further proof that the reliability of this quiz is in question.