spirit animal quiz

Remember when your friends used to forward you stupid internet quizzes all the time? One of mine sent me this one a long time ago. The answer choices are asinine. The second time I took it, nine months later, I was a hawk. Maybe I am actually a spider hawk.

You are a Spider! (your score: 29)

Powers: Artistic genius, ability to see patterns and sense trouble from a distance

As a Spider, you’re artistic, intuitive, and independent—maybe even a little eccentric. You can become so absorbed in your endeavors that you lose track of the outside world and the people in it. But what you give in return is magic, pure and simple.

Best matches: Cougars, Hawks, Owls

Watch out for: Wolves, Otters, Bears

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  1. This is what comes of deleting old emails.

  2. I was a spider too… very much unexpectedly. Number 2 on my list was crow.

  3. shadow

     /  October 2, 2012

    Liar! You don’t have any friends.

  4. shadow

     /  October 2, 2012

    Liar spider!

  5. shadow

     /  October 2, 2012

    Do you like stuff?

  6. shadow

     /  October 2, 2012

    I think you should stop.

  7. taidgh

     /  October 2, 2012

    I saw seventeen comments here and thought: “Mr. Stewart is certainly doing well with the feedback.” So I decided to give you my two cents.

    Have you seen Eagle vs Shark? It’s one of my favourite films, and I thought you might like it since you’re talking about being different animals. I never took the spirit animal quiz or internet quizzes for that matter. Maybe I should give it a try.

    Result: eagle. Followed closely behind by a spider then a Wolverine! Some of those questions make little sense. I do like that letter site much better – the one that I spotted a link to on your google mail.

    • Hi Taidgh. Yeah, there’s not much going on over here. It’s all smoke and mirrors, sleight-of-hand, that sort of thing. I love Eagle vs Shark. Jemaine Clement is a funny guy. I was sad when they canceled The Flight of the Conchords show, although I wouldn’t have wanted them to keep doing it if it wasn’t fun for them anymore, which it sounds like it wasn’t. Letters of Note is probably my favorite website these days. It is proof that the Internet has more to offer than mindless garbage.

  8. Violet

     /  December 3, 2012

    I was a Owl which to me was weird because on all other quizzes like this I was a wolf or a tiger



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