While out running in the hot steamy afternoon air yesterday, I came upon a house with a wide broad porch. On either side of two large columns flanking the porch entrance stood two life-sized silver and pink unicorns facing each other. I have seen few things more wondrous in my lifetime. I could barely restrain myself from racing across the lawn, leaping upon the back of one of those elegant beauties, and riding off down the rainbow trail to Fairyland.