>I would like to state for the record that humans are incredibly ridiculous. At any given time, I cannot tell if I should flee from them into the forest, or embrace them and revel in their ludicrousness. Last night I dreamt that one of my friends was trying to make me into a vampire. That really doesn’t have anything to do with the first part of this post, but I just thought I’d share. I think I need a vacation. Scratch that. I know I need a vacation.